December 2011
I wont be on the rest of today or tomorrow because...
I’m excited. EVERYONE IS INVITED MEET ME AT KROGERS I’LL PICK YOU UP
AND WE’LL GO TO MCDONALDS IN MY NONEXISTANT CAR
When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the...
And everyone is commenting like:
“OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!”
Then you’re just sitting there like:
When you're dancing at a party,
summer-beaches-some-are-bitchess:
With your family ..
With your friends ..
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
plainordinary:
100000000 TIME I REBLOGGED THIS. I REGRET NOTHING LMAAOOOO HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
So I was doodling and this happened.
tomigiru:
caylawincest:
what did I just read
Anonymous asked: whos that girl sara?xx
Crap. Guys when I date one of the boys, I'll...
THAT’S LIKE STRAIGHTUP PORN
FUCK YOU TOM. DELETE THIS SHIT NOW
FUCKING DELETE IT TOM DO IT NOW
In the car with my nana and aunt gretchen
*silence*
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHDHFHFHDNVDKDNJKFADJADLKASJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH I CANT I CANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HA HA ha ha
Gretchen:
Nana:
Gretchen: What was that most people say they remember something funny and laugh but-
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA *gasping for air*
Gretchen:
Nana:
Reblog if you are pregnant with one of the 1D...
dirtydirectionersecrets:
I know I am
